733 / 1096 - When your mom is a paranoid nurse who decides you are deathly ill and drags you to the emergency vet....only to be told your...

722 / 731 : Sacrilege....the horror...what crazy black lady cuts off all that hair!!! So horrifying was this to the other black lady in...

719 / 731 : I braved 2 pigeon bums today...that is all.

701 / 731 : Overheard on the Bus 160. Conversation between 2 women. One trying to explain that there was human shit on one of the bus...

657 / 731 : This face...this awesome smushy face.....lucky hubby is hanging out with this face for a few days. I'd leave me and Freddy...

(narrated by Freddy) Today iz dah Mahmah and dah Daddy's first wedding anniversary. We decided we wuz gonna get married today too. Coz...

Dis is mah BANKY. Dhere are many like it at IKEA, but dis one is mine. Mah BANKY is mah bestest friend. It is mah life. I must master it...